Let's start at the very beginning - a very good place to start...

Why have one blog when you can have two? Greedy? MOI???

Not at all. Blog #1 is a place where I can witter to my heart's content about the ins and outs of my inconsequential life. A way to keep my friends abreast of the goings-on in Juan's world. Some might even say a modern masterpiece crammed with a wry and witty view on this crazy world. Not me of course. I'm far too modest for that.

Blog #2 is my attempt at being a little more sedate. It is also a tiny step forward, an attempt to flex my creative muscles and actually write down some of the movie-related stuff that is constantly trying to fight its way to the surface, only to be beat back by more pressing matters such as making the bed or watching 'Canada's Next Top Model'. I am always writing my own movie reviews. At least, in my head I am. If I am ever going to interview Madonna for a feature in 'Rolling Stone' or be a 'Devil Wears Prada'-stylee force to be reckoned with in the crazy world of media publications then I guess I gotta start somewhere. Nicky Clarke started by crimping the hair on his sister's Malibu Barbie and look at him now...